Thursday, August 1, 2013

We all have to learn some time, right?

The decision to finally hand over a fork or spoon to a child for the first time is a daunting one.  Once you do there's no going back; said child has now tasted (pardon the pun) the freedom of deciding what bite goes in when, and they're gonna like it. (Hate peas?  No longer a problem.  Just shovel those bad boys right to the floor.)  You also must prepare yourself for the inevitable aftermath; you're going to be cleaning spaghetti off the walls, the floors, the child, yourself - and very possibly your other children - for days.  But it has to happen at some point.  Our point is now.

I got off easy with Ava.  She wanted the food in her mouth and wasn't crazy about a mess, so she mastered the polite use of utensils pretty quickly.  The younger of my progeny thinks messes are funny.  And so, meal after meal, we have this:

The spoon here is really just for show; she shoveled most of that onto her head with her hands.


Lasagna. This one required a bath.
I just like the look of smug self-satisfaction in this one.
Tomorrow we will all be wearing a peanut butter sandwich.  Care to join us?

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