You only think you know what you're doing.

Is laundry confusing to you? Do you sometimes wonder why your clothes don’t look quite as perfect when you put them on as they could? Well I have recently learned some valuable tips from Ava that she has given me permission to pass on to you. You might want to take notes…
First, make sure your laundry sorter is in the right place. Mine clearly was not, so Ava moved it for me.



Next, remove all items from their respective baskets and throw them into one big pile on the floor. Sorting is for losers.


Once your clothes are clean, you might think that you should fold them and put them away, but you’d be wrong. Now this next step is crucial, so pay attention. You need to climb into your laundry basket and stand (or sit; your choice) on your clothes, then bundle them up in your arms and squeeze. You must then throw them, one piece at a time, onto the floor. You may now proceed to folding.


Trust me, follow this advice and you’ll look fabulous in those clothes. Especially if you have some place important to go.

Now relax.  Laundry is hard work!